If there were any turtle doves around here, I'm afraid this guy would have eaten them by now.
Which, I suppose, means we'll never know.
That's okay. I'm still holding out for the three French hens.
Because, just in case you didn't know, French poultry tastes, I'm sorry to say, much much better than the poultry here in America.
Don't know just why that is but I suspect it has much to do with the love and care those French birds receive.
Whatever it is, if there are three French hens to be had tomorrow, I'm hopeful they'll be mine. All mine.
